.:: Yolospat ::.

It’s true. I had a customer service representative come to my door this evening about 15 minutes after I got home from work. When I opened the door and saw her clip board I knew right away she was there to sell me something.

I brace myself in the doorway to hear her out, not wanting to be rude. I mean, she’s just trying to make money and survive too, right? Well, she fucked up on her first line.

“Hello, I wanted to let you know that AT&T has put in fiber optic lines and speeds have never been faster reaching 10 milligrams!”

:: head desk ::

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